Want some Murder with that candy, kids?

Well I didn't have anything planned for All Hallow's Eve, so I just put on a makeshift costume, grabbed a butcher knife and I've been freaking out trick-or-treaters. WAY too much fun. Too bad there's only been like 6 groups so far. I've been blasting all my darkest, evilest, and most glitch-tech music (read: Tech Itch) out the windows, and I pretend to be seriously mentally ill and talk really loud. Scares the kids and the parents love it. I wish I could hand out dental floss instead of candy though. Definitely gonna do this every year since trick-or-treating ends early and parties start later. Right, me party. ha...