white stuff

Listening to Twisted Individual

Now if I'd been in Golden and it snowed this much, I'd be like, "whoa". but this is the island. people here are freaking out. they hear it might snow and they stock up like it's a flood. it's already snowed half a foot. there's proly so many accidents. I shit my pants when i looked outside. quite the mess. in my pants, that is....

Speaking of floods, I hear they have to bomb the ice in Golden around the bridge. I like explosions. sometimes.


So I'm driving to a work interview yesterday and I start to wonder what I'd do if someone were to run into me. guess what? i got t-boned. nothing major though. I laughed. so me and buddy pull into a parking lot and survey the damage. he tries to make it sound like my fault, but when I suggest we exchange insurance, he simply gets into his truck and drives away. like really, buddy, what are you thinking. So I laugh for a minute, go into my mom's car, grab a pen and some paper, and write down his license plate. maybe he should drove off faster. dumb ass.