Karl Marx:
It was an historical inevitability.
Martin Luther King, Jr:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross the road without having their motives called into question.
Did you see the chicken cross the road? I didn't see the chicken cross the road. How can we be sure the chicken crossed the road? Just because the chicken was on this side for a time... and now is on the other side... is not adequate reason to be sure it crossed the road.Freud - The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Mark Twain:
The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Timothy Leary:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
Charles Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain.
Jack Nicholson:
'Cause it fucking wanted to. THAT'S the fucking reason.
Adolf Hitler:
Because it was his racial destiny to expand his Chickensraum.
Because 9 in the first place means it furthers one to cross the Great Road. No blame
Lao-tse:
If I told you, it would prove I don't know.
Colonel Sanders:
To persuade the vegetarians that a chicken is just a fast plant.
Al Gore:
Because I designed the Inofrmation Superhighway so that all chickens, especially American ones, can cross under our benevolent supervision.
Saddam Hussein - This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Dr. Seuss - Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes! The chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!
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you gotta love Dr. Seus...
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